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Bernie's Girl

ph: (608)347-9773

Want To Order A Tee Shirt?

 

I don't blame you.  They are, after all, 100% cotton, hand-dyed, hand-stamped bits of wonderfulness.  Are my shirts environmentally and labor friendly?  I order all my dyes, fixatives and blanks from Dharma Trading Company and I will let them answer your questions in the following link. 

http://www.dharmatrading.com/html/eng/208873-AA.shtml

 

Now that you're ready to order, choose a size, color and saying and call me with your order.   If you'd prefer to send it in,  click on:

ORDER FORM

print it out and send it in to me with form of payment and shipping cost.  Completed orders should reach you in 7-10 days.

Way too easy.

  • Sizing

    Infant Gerber Onesies
    SIZE   CHEST    LENGTH
    3-6M       13       14/0-12LB
    12M      16       15/13-18LB
    18M      18       18/19-26LB
    24M      20       20/27-34LB
    Children's Fruit Of The Loom
         SIZE       CHEST       LENGTH
    XS(2-4)     26           17
    S(6-8)      29           20
    M(10-12)    33           22
    L(14-16)    35           24
     
    Adult Fruit Of The Loom 
                  SIZE      CHEST      LENGTH          
    S          35         28
    M          40         29
    L          44         31 
    XL         49         31
    XXL        50         32     

  • Colors

    What's your signature color?
    Avocado Green, Deep Yellow, Tangerine Orange, Periwinkle, Electric Blue, Lavender, Hot Pink,
    Burgundy Red and Bronze Brown.

  • Pricing

     

    I accept checks, money orders, Mastercard and Visa. 

    Onesies  $16 each 

    Children's Shirts $14 each 

    Men's Size Shirts $14 each 
     
    Please add $5 shipping and handling for orders in the United States &
     $10 shipping and handling for orders outside the United States
     

  • Sayings

    Everyone's got something to say.  Choose one of my sayings, or come up with one of your own. 
    Babies and Kids

    baby bro/sis
    big bro/sis
    the bees knees
    the boss
    bossyboots
    boy wonder
    the cats meow
    cutie patootie
    the decider  
    definitely up to something
    dude.  seriously. 
    disgruntled 
    evil genius
    firecracker
    freshly squeezed 
    girl genius
    heck on wheels
    little dude 
    little monkey
    love child
    master of disaster
    munchkin 
    the next big thing 
    peanut
    pumpkin
    queenbee
    sassypants
    smartypants
    sillybilly
    sweetpea 
    toothless wonder 
    treehugger
    trusty sidekick
    whippersnapper 
    wildman
    with the band 
     
    Adults
    a real piece of work
    all effed up on soy lattes
    arm candy
    artsy fartsy
    bad seed
    badass
    band geek
    best in show
    blissfully ignorant
    bossy boots
    candyass freak
    complicated
    don't worry im a nurse
    dorkiest girl alive
    down with it
    dude.  seriously. 
    evil genius
    granola
    hotdish
    infidel
    mother superior
    no.  really.
    old school
    on a bender
    one tough broad
    peacenik
    radical militant librarian
    sassypants
    smartypants
    stickin it to the man
    tart
    teacher lady
    that guy
    treehugger
    trophy wife
    trusty sidekick

      

  • Tee Shirt Love and Care

    My tee shirts hold up well under wear and tear.  They are family and friend tested and approved.  Please wash separately the first time, and then wash with like colors for following washes.  Do not use bleach.  There will be some fading after the first wash on the lettering, but barely any after.  I use ample shirt dye for more vibrant color and use black fabric ink on the lettering.

Bernie's Girl

ph: (608)347-9773