Bernie's Girl
ph: (608)347-9773
Want To Order A Tee Shirt?
I don't blame you. They are, after all, 100% cotton, hand-dyed, hand-stamped bits of wonderfulness. Are my shirts environmentally and labor friendly? I order all my dyes, fixatives and blanks from Dharma Trading Company and I will let them answer your questions in the following link.
http://www.dharmatrading.com/html/eng/208873-AA.shtml
Now that you're ready to order, choose a size, color and saying and call me with your order. If you'd prefer to send it in, click on:
print it out and send it in to me with form of payment and shipping cost. Completed orders should reach you in 7-10 days.
Way too easy.
Sizing
Infant Gerber Onesies
MONTH WEIGHT(#) LENGTH(IN)
3-6M 7-15 17-24
12M 16-23 25-29
18M 24-28 29-31
24M 28-30 31-34Children's Hanes
SIZE CHEST LENGTH
S(6-8) 29 20
M(10-12) 33 22
L(14-16) 35 24Adult Hanes
SIZE CHEST LENGTH
S 34 28
M 40 29
L 44 31
XL 49 31
XXL 50 32Colors
What's your signature color?Avocado Green, Deep Yellow, Rust Orange, Wine, Periwinkle, Electric Blue, Lavender, Hot Pink,Burgundy Red and Bronze Brown.Pricing
I accept checks, money orders, Mastercard and Visa.
Onesies $16 each
Children's Shirts $14 each
Men's Size Shirts $14 eachPlease add $5 shipping and handling for orders in the United States &$10 shipping and handling for orders outside the United StatesSayings
Everyone's got something to say. Choose one of my sayings, or come up with one of your own.Babies and Kidsbaby bro/sisbig bro/sisbaby gagathe bees kneesthe bossbossybootsboy wonderthe cats meowcutie patootiethe deciderdefinitely up to somethingdude. seriously.disgruntledevil geniusfirecrackerfreshly squeezedgirl geniusheck on wheelslittle dudelittle monkeylocally grownlove childmaster of disastermunchkinthe next big thingpeanutpumpkinqueenbeesassypantssmartypantssillybillysweetpeatoothless wondertreehuggertrusty sidekickwhippersnapperwildmanwith the bandAdultsa real piece of workall effed up on soy lattesarm candybad seedband geekbeer hunterbest in showblissfully ignorantbossy bootscandyass freakcomplicateddon't worry im a nursedorkiest girl alivedown with itdude. seriously.evil geniusgranolahotdishinfidelmother superiorno. really.old schoolon a benderone tough broadpoetry in motionpeacenikradical militant librariansassypantssmartypantsstickin it to the manteacher ladythat guytreehuggertrophy wifetrusty sidekickTee Shirt Love and Care
My tee shirts hold up well under wear and tear. They are family and friend tested and approved. Please wash separately the first time, and then wash with like colors for following washes. Do not use bleach. There will be some fading after the first wash on the lettering, but barely any after. I use ample shirt dye for more vibrant color and use black fabric ink on the lettering.
Bernie's Girl
ph: (608)347-9773
